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Brother Demotivational Poster

Big Brother -

TAGS: funny email big brother privacy
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 17, 2013, 12:58 am
T1H2A3N4K5S6 crotchety...that's secret code for thanks. Dammit, back to the drawing board!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2013, 6:00 pm
I got the message.... waitaminute... I see what you did there. 5 wire ***s.
MissPriss - June 16, 2013, 11:52 am
I'll say thanks, but can't guarantee you're the only one getting this message...teehee.
MrStupidGir - June 16, 2013, 10:44 am
hahahahahaha very good one

BROTHERS IN ARMS - I'd carry you through the flames of hell, my flesh burned to the bone, Through places where the demons dwell, you'll never be alone. We are brothers, now and always.

TAGS: war hell soldiers brothers always
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:31 pm
It censors two 'T's? Huh?
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:30 pm
b***on that lip, soldier!
falloutghoul - May 31, 2012, 6:56 pm
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 4:12 pm
Thank you.
Rick69 - May 29, 2012, 3:05 pm
Very nice message... One which I would share to my brethrens...
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:53 pm
No soldiers were harmed in this pic. It was taken during a training exercise.



TAGS: favoritism brother sibling accident bird
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:56 pm
So far Pzy, all the ones I have seen this Anon post are repeats of repeats fathered by repeats
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 8:03 pm

get a profile and get some creativity.
pzykosiz - December 13, 2010, 4:40 pm
are all these ones by Anonymous plagiarised?

JESUS SAVES - ...when he shops at Wal-Mart!

TAGS: halleluia brother
Rating: 3.56/5

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agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 2:27 am
Actually, Jesus oversees Sam's Club. Wal Mart is quite below him.
SynIkaru - December 19, 2009, 2:25 am
God is the manager at wal-mart. so that would make jesus the sup***isor
agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 7:47 pm
GySgt1811 - August 14, 2009, 2:38 pm
Not at all. I'm Jewish
TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2009, 12:31 pm
heh heh passive anti-Semitic humor.
GySgt1811 - August 14, 2009, 11:20 am
Jesus saves...but Moses invests.
CANADA - August 14, 2009, 11:03 am

THE QUESTION IS NOT "ARE YOU PARANOID" - The question is, are you paraniod enough?

TAGS: big brother paranoid
Rating: 4.53/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:44 am
"Two drink minimum?"
GaryO - July 27, 2013, 9:01 am
Huh, I’m starting to enjoy your comments, tomy, especially if your ‘pattern’ ref is in regard to matching socks….wait…never mind. All still statements of the obvious…or skewed unfunny personal opines….coffee hasn’t kicked in yet….sorry
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 1:51 am
It's only paranoia if they're not out to get you. Being concerned with the plots of the pixies that live in your sock drawer is, most likely, paranoia, as long as you keep them in clean socks. Mistrusting the government is merely pattern recognition.
tellitlikeitis - February 23, 2012, 5:26 pm
Very nice.
maoworks2 - February 23, 2012, 10:20 am
Yes I Thing So,Who's That At THE DOOR !


TAGS: blues brothers penguin filthy money
Rating: 4.47/5

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Houseplant - June 21, 2012, 5:46 pm
But we're on a mission from God......5 wrist slapping L's

REPERCUSSIONS - Billy is about to learn the First Law of Sibling Cooperation ~Snitches Get Stitches~

I AM THE WALRUS - Shut the f*ck up, Donny.

BROTHERLY LOVE - God made us brothers, but Prozac made us friends.

TAGS: brother love god prozac smile
Rating: 4.34/5

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tellitlikeitis - May 13, 2011, 6:38 am
I think this is fabulous! 5 meds. for you.


TAGS: my brothers military balls
Rating: 3.74/5

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CarlRedifi - March 5, 2010, 11:37 am
Hi Ryan
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 5:08 pm
or "gesundheit"....whatever floats yer boat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 4:54 pm
God bless you.
aesop's folly - November 21, 2009, 4:44 pm
Dood - October 24, 2009, 12:10 am
Eh...landed close enough in The Hump '05. Juicy Girls were f***in thieves.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:48 pm
Otherwise, you'd be a sister.
Lex - September 29, 2009, 3:55 pm
That's too bad. Songtan had a good selection of imports.The Gecko in Seoul was a great bar. Had a drink named after me. Called "The Bastard".
LogicDude - September 29, 2009, 3:19 pm
h***er Hill is now officially off-limits to Mi-Guks...I hear Songtan is still open for business though!
Lex - September 29, 2009, 3:01 pm
"Ammo Bowls" for all. 604th ASOS (Zoomie for CACC) Camp Red Cloud, Uijongbu '03-'04. Get your boots on, we going to h***er Hill.
LogicDude - September 29, 2009, 2:11 pm
Holy Hangul! Seems like Lex knows the "Way of the Bar Fine" and yakimandu! CSCT #3, Yongin, '95-'96 Brother!
Lex - September 29, 2009, 1:48 pm
2ID, someone send me some soju. 5 juicy girl lions.
GySgt1811 - September 29, 2009, 11:40 am
Yep! 5 devildawgs...

RIGHT AND WRONG - There's doing it wrong, there's doing it right, and then there's doing it in a way that is freakin' awesome


TAGS: bigbrother
Rating: 1.81/5


TAGS: little brothers
Rating: 4.65/5

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DonQ - May 18, 2012, 5:00 pm
and when you are the big brother you are the guinea pig.
fatelvis - May 17, 2012, 10:22 pm
Been there. 5l.

Big Brother -

TAGS: big brother watching listening disappear
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:12 pm
Secret courts defeats the purpose of having to get a warrant.
falloutghoul - June 26, 2013, 8:45 am
And all of this is possible AFTER they obtain a warrant.
Cannabal - June 25, 2013, 11:09 pm
Beware the Commie-Nazis!
PapaFox - June 25, 2013, 10:16 pm
Paranoia strikes deep...
Reality Lord - June 25, 2013, 6:50 pm



TAGS: fredo you re my older brother and i love you but don t ever take sides with anyone against the family again ever
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 7:21 pm
Topical and timeless. Love it.


TAGS: childhood hero big brother your mom
Rating: 4.89/5

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spacedog - June 13, 2011, 10:25 pm
Beautiful. Nice to see you make some more posters RL. 5L
Airman - June 13, 2011, 11:45 am
very nice
Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 10:55 pm
Sweet.. Fav'd

End of watch -


TAGS: brothers
Rating: 4.43/5

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rerun - June 6, 2011, 7:39 pm

image alone would be great on doucharchive


THE MASTER - Lord Voldemort's more vampire brother.

Two wrongs don't make a right -


TAGS: ex wife brother in law
Rating: 4.44/5

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mariand - May 24, 2012, 12:40 am
lol... this is funny!

WHAT?! - Did you just call me a fat-ass?! NOW I gotta shoot ya...

TAGS: carrie fisher blues brothers leia
Rating: 3.8/5

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rudeboy308 - July 26, 2011, 4:11 pm
Blues Brothers is only one of the funniest movies ever made. Carrie Fisher having John Belushi in her crosshairs, and his sputtering excuses, are awesomely funny.


TAGS: booking calendar blues brothers verbage
Rating: 4.74/5

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Oldsod - May 21, 2015, 8:39 pm
Yes...into the classroom file.


Proof Big Brother Exists -



TAGS: jake elwood blues brothers ***bs
Rating: 4.45/5

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GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:34 am


TAGS: music jonas brothers okami mattakunobaka
Rating: 4.17/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 15, 2011, 7:59 am
Funny one... Time can be so cruel. 5 l's.


HE AIN'T HEAVY - He ain't my brother either. He's my dinner if I can get him home.

TAGS: heavy dinner brother chowchow
Rating: 3.82/5

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MissPriss - January 31, 2013, 11:58 pm
I've owned a few ChowChows in the past...mostly fur! Thanks for the blast from the past teehee
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 10:51 pm
If God not want us to eat dog...He should no name ChowChow or create h**Dog

SIBLINGS - Today i noticed my brother was acting different I immediately noticed the improvement

THE GAME - You just lost it.

INBREEDING - Sometimes you find yourself thinking "Thank you for not sharing the gene pool"

LAST TO LEAVE THE AIRPLANE - And the first to hit the ground

TAGS: gory gory what a helluva way to die salute to all my maroon wearing brothers
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Muck

Muck - April 30, 2010, 6:49 pm
Can't use a square for every type of exit. Using domes can be prefered depending on situation.
Cloudchaser - April 30, 2010, 12:27 am
Old fashioned dome chutes? Seriously? That's like how the Secret Service still uses that reel to reel ***e IBM computer system from the 1980's when there are much better products available.
Derek - April 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
d***, those pilots are brave! ;})

THE BLUES BROTHERS - On a mission from god!

the bluesmobile -

TAGS: bluesmobile blues brother jake elwood
Rating: 4.78/5

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tatespa - June 19, 2013, 9:27 am
There are 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Silverheart - June 16, 2013, 4:40 pm
They're on a mission from God.
Reality Lord - June 16, 2013, 1:36 pm

great pic :)


BIG VADER - He's watching you... everywhere.


TAGS: fear and the brothers grimm
Rating: 4.09/5

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LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 7:19 am
Faceplant31 - January 5, 2010, 10:30 am
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 9:24 am
Love it!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 5, 2010, 8:22 am
5L. you creepy bastard.


TAGS: holiday party hosting yeah i had to invite her aa brother rehab is for quitters
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Me_ - December 16, 2009, 1:27 pm
Water, water and water from Mexico. Where is the guinness?
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:14 pm
moonshine chasers
Derek - December 15, 2009, 9:58 pm
- near waters
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:17 pm
Refrigerator full of Heineken and near-beers!

DINOSAUR DUNDEE - Crocodile’s half brother… He always did try too hard.

BARONESS OR DR. GIRLFRIEND - The NEW "Velma or Daphne" debate!

TAGS: baroness cobra gi joe destro dr girlfriend monarch venture bros brothers
Rating: 2.38/5

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Elder God Douchebag - August 7, 2009, 8:51 pm
Stop beating off to All-Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder, or whatever the hell it is you read, and go outside. There's girls out there. Real ones.

THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA - A Warner Bros. adaptation


TAGS: burger prince youngerbrother
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 10:03 pm
and I blame the drugs.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 10:03 pm
I plead the Fifth.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 9:59 pm
How addicted were you Bart?
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 9:58 pm
Yes, I mispelled the title. I will not have a hand in someone haplessly googling the real thing...also, never play Katamari Forever.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 9:56 pm
NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT! Katamari Damashi is to fade into anonymity, for that that game was effing awful and I beat all the levels.
princessrayvin - November 26, 2009, 9:38 pm
but that's king Katamari... eh...
sickartist - November 26, 2009, 7:00 pm
That would be the "royal" we haha
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 5:18 pm
Wii? tennis or bowling?
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 5:15 pm
sickartist - November 26, 2009, 4:56 pm
Thank you Mr no motifake/no posts and one comment. We appreciate all you comtribute.
matrice666 - November 26, 2009, 2:45 pm
its the king of all cosmos from katamari damacy


TAGS: mcdonalds mcd s mario wario super smash brother hamburgers cheeseburgers lol funny battle fight
Rating: 1.58/5

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J - June 5, 2008, 9:33 pm
I'm surprised the world didn't freaking explode.

KID PRANKS - He was always so tenacious, stedfast and edgy. He'd always repay me for giving him a wedgey.

TAGS: brother
Rating: 5/5

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Feasibly - August 6, 2010, 5:10 pm
Thanks RL and backatcha!
Reality Lord - August 6, 2010, 4:23 pm

5wedgies... u rock
GreyScorpion - August 6, 2010, 11:44 am
very nice 5L
Feasibly - August 6, 2010, 11:42 am
Thanks Face. I realize I don't comment much, but I appreciate everyone's comments about my posters. I have excellent teachers such as yourself and many others. Including several of the newcomers.
Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 10:34 am

Mass Surveillance -

“First one home has dibs” -


Too Much Information -

TAGS: rerun big brother password error
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Ism

BobbEdwards - August 12, 2013, 11:27 am
Ambrose Bierce made it into the ISM News ticker - he's really going places now! 5L and fav'd :-D
Cannabal - August 10, 2013, 9:46 pm
His password was only a measly seven characters long.

Blood In, Blood Out -

Mr. Edward Snowden -

TAGS: nsa edward snowden big brother the twilight zone skeletons in the closet
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Reality Lord - July 18, 2013, 4:08 pm

nicely done cynic
maoworks2 - July 18, 2013, 11:49 am
This Is The Best One I've Seen In A Long Time 5L.
robbidos - July 18, 2013, 10:12 am
lol 5 badly spelled lyins
Greeny - July 17, 2013, 9:41 pm
5 Dimensions!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 17, 2013, 9:16 pm
Thanks, Gary :-)
GaryO - July 17, 2013, 8:50 pm
One of yer best, cynic. 5L easy

Canceled -

TAGS: benham brother s show canceled
Rating: 4.71/5

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Reality Lord - May 24, 2014, 10:53 am

a huge...politically corrected....LOL!!!


TAGS: salt battery i cant believe my own brother called the cops
Rating: 4.64/5

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BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 3:07 pm
Excellent...I'll have to remember that next time. 5 Poodles
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 12:52 am
Wise words from Cubby..... "bear"
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 12:49 am
Boyfriends tend to overreact 5/5
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 12:39 am
I was young, and got caught with my hand in the cookie jar. Cookie didn't mind, but her boyfriend did
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 12:36 am
You got off light! 5L!


TAGS: big brother civil defense tag
Rating: 4.56/5

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Feasibly - March 7, 2011, 9:49 pm
*rush*...I hate it when my tongue gets in front of my eyetooth and I can't see what I'm sayin'.
Feasibly - March 7, 2011, 9:47 pm
It was kind of an adrenaline when they would have a drill without warning us first.
Greeny - March 7, 2011, 9:12 pm
Yes I do - those desks were only good for stashing used gum
rerun - March 7, 2011, 8:30 pm

do you remember "seeking shelter" under your desk? Like that was going to protect us from nucleal fallout
Reality Lord - March 7, 2011, 8:23 pm

i actually remember them testing the sirens. nice


TAGS: sister brother boyfriend revenge
Rating: 4.53/5

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Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 10:23 am

Big Brother -

The Art Of War -


WINTER - It's like the earth is feeling a little depressed.

TAGS: depression you are a loser and wont be as good as your brother mars
Rating: 3.44/5

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Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 1:22 pm
Fantastic poster. I was just talking with my wife about this subject. The effect the sun has on anything living is interesting.
BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 6:14 am
Jmac, the Tag is what makes this a real big win - 5 Poodles. Wish more pepz used tags to further their posters!


TAGS: band of brother
Rating: 3.3/5

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LogicDude - January 26, 2010, 2:29 pm
Dammit! I said I was NOT going to cry today! 5L...

BEER'S SONS - We Are... The Best... Brotherhood EVER!

TAGS: beer brotherhood
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 12:18 am
Ad an open apology... and a 12-pack to mike34... he's good people.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 12:17 am
I'm simply saying that you have to show you've got motifaking chops. Tails does, mike does, angelous hasn't yet. Plain and simple.
TailsDoll - July 21, 2010, 3:21 pm
I agree with mike...but if you're going to critic...you dont have to do it like that...You could say "yeah good one but i dont think is funny"...
agdaniele - July 21, 2010, 2:15 am
And don't forget that you needn't be giving a moderator a hard time, either... that doesn't fly on any site.
agdaniele - July 21, 2010, 2:14 am
slow your roll, mike... its how we do things here. Bashing without experience is frowned upon. It's motifake, not mikefake.
mike34 - July 21, 2010, 2:07 am
He is in that position, everyone has the right of personal opinion. This place isn't only for the moderators, but sometimes you forget that.
agdaniele - July 21, 2010, 12:11 am
Ease up on the criticism, angelous... you have 3 motifakes, and have been registered here a total of 4 days. You're in no position to be bashing other's work.
angelous - July 21, 2010, 12:01 am

CIGARETTE OPTIMISM - Is the pack half empty or half full?


TAGS: rockstars jonas brothers
Rating: 2.8/5

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Fooly4 - January 13, 2010, 10:09 pm
Rockstars also don't come from Disney Channel.
Reason - December 2, 2009, 10:43 pm
*** drugs and rock and roll + purity ring=impossible

PORKY'S REVENGE - Long before the movie of the same name.


CHAPTER 11 - Did someone say that there was no recession?


TAGS: final fantasy vii ffvii cloud the remnant s government conspiracy theory big brother is watching you advent children kadaj yazoo loz
Rating: 2.05/5

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Gwen - October 30, 2008, 10:49 am
Oh my god! I get it! lol

ME AND MY BROTHER - high since birth

TAGS: me and my brother
Rating: 1.88/5

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TAGS: my brother and sister
Rating: 1.85/5

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Derek - December 29, 2009, 12:39 am
Not to their mums


BIG BROTHER - Not as cool looking as one might imagine

TAGS: big brother
Rating: 1.5/5

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Bulgy McPackage - July 25, 2008, 4:40 pm
Yeah, he looks like someone's creepy uncle. I guess Creepy Uncle Is Watching You is just as scary, though.

This -

TAGS: car brother sister ***
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 9, 2015, 5:57 am
This looks like something that would be made here complete with exposed Bondo! LOL! 5L
GaryO - February 8, 2015, 9:05 pm
Dang. That was a good pickup. Welcome back, BTW